Topic Choices (You may narrow the topics):

1. Write an email (in the form of an essay) to your professor explaining why your English assignments have been late, presenting three or four kinds of original excuses for your tardiness in submitting assignments. Before you present your own superior types of categories of excuses, be sure to acknowledge the inadequacies of the excuses Segal lists, quoting a few and including parenthetical documentation and a works-cited page. (See Chapter 18 for information about MLA documentation.)
2. Write an essay identifying three or four categories of legitimate excuses for handing in work late. Use anecdotes (narrative examples) from your own life as a student to explain each category.
3. Using a humorous (or even sarcastic) tone, write an essay identifying three or four different categories of teachers in terms of their shortcomings – for instance, teachers who do not cover the assigned work or teachers who are more interested in their Facebook account than teaching in class. Be sure to give specific examples of teachers in each category using anecdotes (narrative examples) as evidence.

Please complete all 4 of the files that are said to be completed, attached the files that need to be filled in.